"Unless I go my whole life without blowing a load into a girls mouth."

ROFL that made me laugh so much xD

"YOU SHOULD DO THE TOASTER UNTIL IT COMES TOAST THEN I'LL DO TEH TOAST."

Yush
It has 4 places of toast
That's 2 vaginas

LOLOLOLOL! xD

"Don't grope my mewbs. They're sensitive :("

LMAO!

NEWTS!
I LIKE YOUR NEWTS!

NEWTSH

CLAPPING

*STEALS*
MINE

CHARLOTTE CHURCH!
CRAZY CHICK!

FLAG
WATER
PEOPLE

CHAV!
MONG!
HEART!
I HEART YOU!

FAT CHICK

*Rubs boobs in face*

FISH PASTE

FLOWERS!

*Noms*

CAR!
LOUIS WALSH!
GAY PENGUIN!

SITTING ON A CHAIR SIDEWAYS

I WISH I KNEW WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON HERE :L

CLEAR LUBE!
LIGHT BULB

What the fuck? xD