*Oats*

Cusker.

Stan in...

Steve out ;)

Margaret?

"Wade said something so retarded that I couldn't help laughing. "Can you smell poo?" He had a deadly serious look on his face and I had such a laughing fit over it."

"Do we all need another couple of minutes? Sarah, do you need another couple of minutes?"

"Umm... yeah. I have no idea what to write."

"Well, what do you want to be when you're older?"

"I have no idea so I just put butcher."

*Laughs* "Hmm. Very interesting. You could put 'I want to be a butcher because I like working with meat'."

MR JACKSON (L)

Osrich Burghghaa!

ROM BRAHA (L)

I see that I have a couple of new Ninjas ;D

I would like to take this time to say "HOWDY!!" :]

This is going to be like story time in primary school and I'd very much like for you all to sit cross-legged in front of me on the mat :D The only problem is that there's no mat... I'm not sitting in a chair... and my bedroom certainly isn't full of little children :L :L Okay, just forget it.

In primary school, we used to do this whole "Show & Tell" business. You probably did it too, but if you didn't, basically you either brought something in to show the class or you told them something about yourself :) It was pretty awesome.

I decided that I was going to tell my entire class the dream that I'd had the night before xD

Me and Kathryn were looking in an old-fashioned gift shop near the river, when I turned round to see Emma walk by. So I ditched Kathryn and ran after my wifey ;) We walked along the river together, but the world went all "topsy turvy" as I put it at the time :L The ground was moving up and down, making it difficult to stay balanced (or "balenced" if you're Tom). All of a sudden, Emma got this boat out from nowhere and got in it :L I watched her paddle away into the distance.

This is the best part and worthy of a new paragraph ;D SHE CAME BACK WITH AN ENTIRE CHEESE SHOP ON THE BACK OF THE BOAT! It was Egyptian cheese LMAO! xD

"Imagine taking out the black ink cartridge and filling it with shit!"

WHAT THE FUCK, GEORGE? :L

I epically failed today :L

S = 8 and L = 4 now
xD

Can you rearrange this equation to make 'X' the subject?

X + - = L

ROFL!

Neither can I ;D

I was sitting in the lunch hall today, but I was next to Steph instead of Jack.
She had this green plastic tray that had a jacket potato on it and some sort of tomato pasta sauce.
Everything was alright until she decided to lean on the tray and drop it all over her lap
LMAO!!

She was covered in the sauce and it was all over the floor :L :L

THEN...

To make it even worse, when she stood up, she slipped on it and almost fell into the bin :L
ROFL!

*Shouts at school bag*
"WILL YOU STOP BREAKING?! D:"

*Touches bag and breaks it more*

LOL I'm such a failure :L

Emma: "Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazz!"

Me: "Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazz!"

Last try...

Me: "Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!"

LMAO then this random little year 7 went "I like cake!" in the most retarded voice I'd ever heard in my life :L :L :L

JAZZ EPICALLY FUCKING FAILED TODAY LMAO!

She walked down the stairs to our old form room xD
I had such a spaz over it.

RETARD!

Do you know how weird it must be for people to hear me laughing my head off in a toilet cubicle... whilst peeing? :L :L

I couldn't help myself because Emma went "why is there a TRAH'ER in here?"

It was only the sound of the hand dryer in the boys toilets LMAO!

Emma used this weird stamp on my arm and all the ink spread into a blue blob...

"What the fuck is happened to me skin? :O"

We LOLLED at this :L

Sarah says:
MY HOUSE IS NOT PUBIC! DON'T WAINK AT ME THROUGH THE WINDOW WHILST I'M BATHING xD

Sarah says:
*BRATHING

Sarah says:
LMAO

I'm so sorry that you have to put up with this, Tom :L :L

BEARD!

Lol at Mr Palmer.
He's so fat :]

I love John,
You love John,
WE ALL LOVE JOHN!
:L :L

Wassa had only just moved to England and her spelling wasn't too great, so I let her copy some of my drama work.

LMAO! She put "nesspopper" instead of "newspaper" xD

FAIL!

Tinky Winky!
Dipsy!
Laa-Laa!
Po!
MR JONES!

BN BN! Doo doo doo doo DOO! BN BN! Doo doo doo DOO!

Geranium! Doo doo doo doo DOO! Geranium! Doo doo doo DOO!

"Why is there a man drilling in the cupboard?! :O"

LOL! I failed so badly because he was three storeys down... outside xD

I really loved sitting next to Olly in maths ;D

Oh, year 9 was a laugh :L

He went to close the blinds, but knocked Mrs Grant's plant over.
The mud went all over the table LMAO and all in his lap :L
FUCKING RETARD!

There was another time when we filled in this pension form that I collected from art ;]
I swear that I was very close to pissing myself.

"BOO!"

"Where? D:"

I don't know how this happened, but I went to say "Michael McIntyre" to Emma today, but I said "tagliatelle" instead :L

ROFL WTF?

"I pretended hot dogs were peaches because I couldn't stand the fack that they were processed"

Sorry, but I found this amusing :L

FACK!

Me and Claire had a bit of a fight once ;D

It was silent in our classroom because a cover teacher was taking our year 9 French lesson.

I don't know why, but Claire decided to throw a massive fucking rubber at me, so I threw a gluestick at her head
xD

LMAO! I called her "Harry Kerridge" until her scar went away :L :L

"Sariebear! I r on a mountainy thing xd =]"

"LOL! Make your mind up. Is it a mountain or not?! :L"

"Maybe"

"I bet it's like a little Teletubby hill ;D"

"Lol lol no!"

"Which one of you is Tinkeh Winkeh? ;D"

"Me! Me! Are you coming?"

Stuart got free texts :L

My dad spilt an ENTIRE JUG OF GRAVY on our sofa once.

Skillz ;D

Heart Shaped Carrot - Marilyn Manson

"I used to be a foetus!"

"I had nightmares about sucking cock last night :'("

Erm... :L

I wonder who said that?
*COUGH*dad*COUGH*

"I r need a wee!"

"DIRTY GIRL!"
*Spanks*

"I r need to urinate, not I r need a wee to drink!"

"I loved my fucking fat pig rabbit!"

Yes, my rabbit was slightly large obese, but don't diss the fatty boom baaaaah!

DRIBBLE CUP!

It was odd xD
I was like *sneeze* AHH what the fuck was that? xD
Lmao
I almost put 'wahs'
xD

I saw the dreadlock family today in Thing-Me-Bobs xD

This woman had MAAAAHOOOSIVE tangly dreadlocks down to her arse and her little girl had some sort of deformed backcombed afro (L)

They were quite a sight ;D

I bumped into Emma and her mum in Waitrose today. We were talking for a good 5 minutes.

In that time, the following things were mentioned/said:

• TRAH'ER!
• I've got ducks!
• Gonorrhea?
• Yours is bigger!
• MINGE BUCKET!
  

:L