"Do you put condoms in your jam?"
FAIL
Correction: "Is your jam homemade?"

"I'm horny!"
FAIL
Correction: "I'm really hot!"

"I thought you said that a pig entered a child!"
FAIL

Mr Jackson is actually amazing ;D

"Where might you go on holiday? How about a Credit Crunch holiday? When times are hard, you might find yourself camping in Littleport, under a tent!"

"GAH! FORGOT TO WEAR MY BULLET PROOF VEST WHEN I WENT TO LITTLEPORT YESTERDAY! D:"

:L :L :L