Me: "Oooooh! Can I open the ham yet?" xD
Emma: "NO!"

...about an hour later:
Me: "Can I open the ham yet?"
Emma: "FINE!"

So I opened this can of ham... mushed it up...
then I added ketchup, whipped cream, mustard, salsa, coffee... etc.
;D

Everybody felt sick because it smelt so bad.
YAAAAY! xD