Tom has this awesome rug that looks exactly like sheep fur
I picked it up off the floor and wrapped it around myself
"Baaaaaaa!"

I'm such a spaz :)

We also played retard ball and crotch mammoth
:D

Ethan (his 6 year-old brother): "What shouldn't you put in your mouth?"
Me: "Ermm... THIS MICROPHONE!"

Real smoooooth ;D