I came home from Jazz's house one day and mum was sitting on the back doorstep, smoking. I fell over in the garden immediately after opening the gate (it had been snowing tbf) and I just laid there laughing like a complete maniac. Then I tripped over on the way into the house and walked into the table.

Dad: "Sarah, have you been drinking?"
*Concerned face*

I was completely sober :L :L