I was in the pound shop with my crewage so that I could buy myself a bottle of water.

I picked one up, went to pay for it and the Indian guy behind the counter was like "you can get 3 bottles of water for £1.50"

So I said "I only want one!"

His reply: "YOU'LL REGRET IT!!"

LMAO!!

That was sooooooooooooo funny! :L :L