KATHRYN GOT SHAT ON BY A BIRD!
It was break time in year 8, and we were all standing outside the Needhams block, eating our snacks. All of a sudden, there was this huge splat on Kathryn's head.
:L

I don't need to say anymore. It was on Jess' face and my jumper.
I feel bad for Kathryn though... it had berries in it and everything.
That was one huuuuge fucking bird!

I sat all the way through drama, laughing my head off until I cried.
I think Mr Sills was getting annoyed
;)