"How is it called when you shit all the time?"
:D

Back in the days when me and Adam were friends.

"Hello?
Is it me you're looking for?
I can see it in your car.
I can see it in your registration number!"

All those weird Polish cartoons that we watched together.
"HARDER HARDER HARDER!"
*Boobs fall off*
*Cat comes in and steals them*
"MIAAOW!"

He pushed me into so many trees. It was great.