Me and my dad in Cambridge:

AGRESSIVE PASTIES! AAAARGH!

"So, are donkeys stupid then?" - Me
"They must be if a horse raped them!" - Dad

"Hey look! It's Charles I!" - Dad
"What?" - Me
"Look at that bloke over there. *Points out of the window* It's Charles I!" - Dad
"Um... OK then. If you say so, dad." - Me