Mum went to get herself some dinner and dad decided he was going to use her MSN to talk to me...

Dad: Hi there. This is Dr. Cum Stains!

*Conversation*

HOW DID IT TURN INTO THIS??

Me: Is that the same as bashing the bishop? :O

Dad: The same as dealing the deck

Me: YANKING THE YOGHURT POT?

Dad: LOL! :L :L

Me: I can hear the Gay Gees

Dad: How do you think I feel? I was named after one of them! :(