My dad just brought a plate of chips into my room

Next to the plate there was a large tomato...
It had a note attached to it :L :L

"IBUTOMFEN Tablet

To help cure depression
Nil by mouth (don't swallow)
This is a suppository (shove up arse)

I LOVE YOU, SARAH xxx"

Fucking retard (L)
It was even written in his crappy block capitals :L